Pizza Problems

So, I don’t have work problems, because I’m on summer break. I don’t have man problems, because I don’t have a man. But, I’ll admit it. I’ve got some serious pizza problems! It carried over into my personal life on Friday night. 

I get a text to go bowling with this cute guy. I said yes. But then lunch time came around and Lissette and I thought pizza sounded good. Ordering a large also sounded good. Finishing the entire pizza sounded good. The feeling afterward wasn’t so good. 

So we walked around the mall for two hours, hoping to get some relief, but the huge lump of pizza in my belly was still there. 

Cute guy texts me if we’re still on for bowling. Hmmm, will he mind if I wear sweatpants, because no jeans are gonna fit right now. Maybe I could wear a loose dress? No way! Too close on looking like I’m 5 months pregnant. But not only that, the sleepiness is setting in. Ahhh, going to sleep at 6:30 p.m. is sounding really good right now. 

So I tell cute guy to have fun with his friends and that I’ll have to pass. Now I’m sitting there looking at Lissette like, did I just make a mistake? Should I put on my big girl pants? That thought came and went in like 1 minute. I made the right choice. 

PJs and Redbox movies are looking really promising right now. Not a care in the world. I’m actually starting to feel pretty much back to normal. But wait, is that what I think it is? A hunger pang? Seriously? You just canceled a date for over indulging in pizza and now you’re hungry again?!? 

I drink water. Ok, movie is good. Lounging is good. Hmmm, oh yeah, I’m hungry. What places deliver? Pizza? Yeah, no way! What else? 

So, off to get nachos. Oh! Those nachos were a-m-a-z-i-n-g! I called it quits at the right time, but there was this one lingering nacho. That nacho was a game changer. It set me over the edge and I was back at square one again. 

Saturday morning required an hour and a half at the gym. But I lived to tell you the tale! XOXO